You know how they call some fashions "lingerie inspired" when you KNOW the girl is just wearing a nightgown/corset/bra? Well, this is my "lingerie inspired" outfit. It's a nightgown and I think it's just the thing for a day so hot that your mom's polyester pants melt to her ass. Also, this is a last-ditch effort to try and do something with this hideous blue wig that I bought at CVS like 3 years ago. I wore the wig for.. I don't know, 10 minutes before I left it on a rock in my parents' back yard and it got some ants in it. Alas, the blue wig sleeps in the landfill now.