But seriously. I thought these flats would be awesome and that I could have a criss-crossing latticework of wondrous silky ribbons spidering up my legs, all elegance and whimsy.. but no. You see, no matter how tight I tied them, the first step I took ultimately sent the ribbons (elegantly cascading) down my legs, on to the ground and somehow - SOMEHOW - around my other foot, resulting in near catastrophic tumbles. And then my dog got caught in them, but he was too worried about running away with the ribbons (still attached to me, mind you) in his mouth than to let me untangle both him and myself.
I ended up tying the ribbons to the shoulder straps of my shirt after about twelve and a half minutes. Dangly bits are far too complicated.
This is just a "for once" thing, because for once, I really have strong feelings about something. I normally don't follow men's fashion, like, at all, and I'm trying to stay away from celebrity fashion. But this is just too much.
The first picture here is of sweet young Daniel Radcliffe (Mr. Harry Potter himself) from the new Details issue. The second picture is of Emma Watson (plays Hermione Granger in the Harry movies) and her reaction to the first time she sees this picture of sweet young Daniel Radcliffe. I had to post both, because the humor of both is equally reliant on seeing both of them at the same time. And both of their expressions are priceless.
Ok. Can we NOT dress Harry Potter as a gay heroin addict, like, for now at least?
That's it really.