I seriously wish I was cool enough to show my underwear and look sort of awesome. I will need the following things, STATUM:
1. A political catch-phrase shirt
2. Dolce and Gabbana thick-waist-band briefs
3. Loose fitting low-slung jeans
4. High-top sneakers, Teh Awsum Kind
5. A cute haircut, cuter sunglasses, and the cutest face
This is all an attitude, not about being chic or hot or stylish.
When I try to pull this look, people that I don't even know take me aside and try to tell me, while finding anything to look at besides my face, that... um... did I notice? Ahem. Looks away. Whispers, did I notice that my underwear was showing? It's ok, I mean, no one saw, but did I notice? And did I perhaps think that my pants might be falling off?
Yeah. I'm so not cool enough.