I feel like I need to make like an emo and write a poem about my feelings.
Please, wear pants to school
Because I don't need to see
your butt cheeks, flapping.
Seriously now. I chased this girl all over school to get her picture, but there was always some huge person right in my way. Who wears their panty-briefs to class? Even the school security guard was laughing so hard he was snorting. This would be exposed for the beach, all horizontal-gluteal-fold action and inappropriate views... but FOR CLASS? Not even the night-class girls would wear this rubbish, and I hear that they are ESS-ELL-YOO-TEEs. For real. I heard it from the HORSE'S MOUTH.
I don't even know what that means, but if there was a horse, it would tell me that the night-class girls are easy.
Thanks to Elle for the amazing picture, I couldn't have done it without you!